Three friends are standing outside talking one day, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They are all pregnant and saying how they know what sex their baby is going to be.
The Brunette states that she knows that she is going to have a girl, because she was on top.
The Redhead states that she knows that she's going to have a boy because she was on the bottom.
And suddenly the Blonde starts crying hysterically. Her two friends ask her what's the matter and the Blonde says (through heavy tears) "I'm going to have a puppy!!"
Sorry couldn't help myself....oh alright I could but didnt' wanna.
Rusty
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Originally Posted by rickstef
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy!
I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, "I have some really great news!"
I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant.
I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great. I couldn't be happier for you!"
Then she said, "There's more."
I asked, "What do you mean there's more?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby, We are going to have TWINS!'
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said.... (You're going to love this!) "Well, that was the easy part.
I went to Sam's Club and they actually thad a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack.
Both tests came out positive!"
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