[Sidewinder81777]

Well as for my nickname I was a landscaper for many years and I guess due to so much time running weedeaters and edgers my shoulders have developed a more or less permanent slant and i tend to walk facing kind of diagonally so some friends (friends being what they are) hung the name sidewinder on me and it stuck. The 81777 is my birthdate (8/17/77) and the picture is in fact my ugly mug lol.