Traffic
Riddle: You are riding down the road and get in back of a big horse. You look behind you, and are perturbed to see another horse tail-gating you! You want to pass but to your left is a one-and-a-half-foot drop-off! In desperation, you just want to pull-off onto the shoulder but you can't because there is an ambulance to your right! What do you do?
Answer: Get off of the merry-go-round you damn drunk!
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