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In the morning, Chuck Norris fires a blast of an Uzi submschine gun into his mouth to clean his teeth. Then he spits the bullets out.
Once, Superman and Chuck Norris did some indian wrestling. The loser had to wear his briefs outside of his trousers.
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Building: Cavalier Mustang chase plane by David Winfield, 1:33
Not a native english Speaker. Thus, constructive criticism is always welcome!
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