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Little Johnny was sitting on the curb one day with a bottle of turpentine.
The Priest walked by and asked Little Johnny what he had in the bottle.
Little Johnny said "This is the most powerful liquid in the entire world!"
The Priest replied "No Johnny, Holy Water is the most power liquid in the world. Just place one drop of Holy Water on a pregnant woman's belly, and she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny said "That's nothing, Father. Just place one drop of this on a cats butt, and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
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