When Chuck Norris was born, he slapped the Universe.
A Black Hole is Chuck Norris tearing the Universe a new one.
Chuck Norris aint afraid of no ghosts !
Chuck Norris doesn't need a bigger boat
Chuck Norris can give The Hulk a wedgie
Chuck Norris doesn't appear on TV as the screen's too small
Reality is Chuck Norris' Matrix
The sun may rise in the East, but it sets when Chuck Norris lets it.
Chuck Norris can combat global warming with his coolness
(Sorry everyone...not enough sleep. I'll stop now)
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