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Chuck Norris' favourite drink is rocket fuel. Thus he is able to throw Space Shuttles into orbit.
Chuck Norris opens spinach cans with his toe nails (take that, Popeye!).
Chuck Norris shrortens his clippers with his finger nails.
Chuck Norris divides the whole Earth with one stroke of his hand - and pulls the two haves back together with his legs.
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