[GaryPilsworth]

Tom, Dick and Harry were sitting in a bar enjoying a few quiet drinks,
when they decided to get in on the Christmas raffle. Since the raffle was
for charity, they bought five tickets each. When the raffle was drawn a few
days later, they each won a prize. Tom won the first prize - a year's
supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce. Dick was the winner of the second prize
- a six-month supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti. And Harry won the
sixth prize - a toilet brush. The next time they met at the bar, Harry
asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. "Great" said Tom. "I
love spaghetti". "Me too" replied Dick. "And how's the toilet brush,
Harry?" "Not so good" Harry groaned "I reckon I'll go back to toilet paper".