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A man was just waking up from anaesthesia after surgery, and his wife was
sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said "You're
beautiful". Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say
that, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered
open and he said "You're cute!" The wife was disappointed because instead
of "beautiful" it was now "cute". She said "What happened to 'beautiful'?"
The man replied "The drugs are wearing off!"
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