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Old 02-06-2019, 01:22 AM
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I got a "Chuck Norris fact a day" calendar for my birthday. I'd like to apologize ahead of time (something Chuck Norris never does)

-Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.

-Chuck Norris isn't going to let a groundhog decide when spring is coming. It's coming when he says it's coming.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

-There are only two things that can cut diamonds...other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

-The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you. In that case, forget it.

-If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his 3-hole punch.

-Chuck Norris is the only man to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

-Two out of three dentists recommend whichever toothpaste Chuck Norris uses.

-We don't know if Chuck Norris enjoys a good fight. He's never had one.

-Chuck Norris can move mountains. Mount Everest used to be in Nebraska.

-Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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