I got a "Chuck Norris fact a day" calendar for my birthday. I'd like to apologize ahead of time (something Chuck Norris never does)
-Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
-Chuck Norris isn't going to let a groundhog decide when spring is coming. It's coming when he says it's coming.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
-There are only two things that can cut diamonds...other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
-The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you. In that case, forget it.
-If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his 3-hole punch.
-Chuck Norris is the only man to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
-Two out of three dentists recommend whichever toothpaste Chuck Norris uses.
-We don't know if Chuck Norris enjoys a good fight. He's never had one.
-Chuck Norris can move mountains. Mount Everest used to be in Nebraska.
-Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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