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Latest from the calendar:
-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water, AND make it drink.
-Love will always find a way, unless Chuck Norris is blocking the way.
-When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
-Chuck Norris speaks in ALL CAPS.
-Chuck Norris wasn't born. He was forged.
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris did in fact build Rome in a day.
-You can get a perfect score on your SAT test simply by writing "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
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