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Deep in the heart of Texas, an elderly couple were sitting quietly on the back porch, sheltering from the blistering heat.
After so many years together they had little need to speak as they had already said all that they had to say.
Suddenly she looked across to him and quietly said "Dear. When die will you marry again?"
"Darlin', How could you ask such a thing ? It hurts to even think about it."
Later.
"Dear, If you did marry again would you let her stay in our house ?"
"Darlin'.How could you ask such a thing >"
Later.
"Dear. Would you let her sleep in our bed ?"
"Darlin. I can not consider that question !"
Long pause.
"Dear. Would you let her use my golf clubs ?"
"Darlin' Don't be silly she's left handed."
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Sprogs
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