Three old ladies are having a chat.
The first one says: "I'm 90 years old and I still have all my teeth. I can eat anything I want."
The second says: "That's nothing. I'm 100 years old and can still walk unassisted. I never give up."
The third lady says: "That's nothing at all. I'm 104 and I'm still a virgin. Keeping my fingers crossed!"
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