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A chemist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" He asked his assistant
"He came in for cough syrup but I couldn't find any so I gave him an
entire bottle of laxatives."
"you idiot" said the chemist "you can't treat a cough with laxatives"
"Of course you can" the assistant replied "Look at him, he wouldn't dare cough now
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