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Panzerfaustomatic by RocketmanTan!
Panzerfaustomatic by RocketmanTan! The newest concept in home and personal defense!
It Slices! It Dices! It Blasts your would be Assailants into conveniently-sized pieces suitable for transport straight to Hell! The Panzerfaustomatic by RocketmanTan is no ordinary home or personal defense weapon. Unlike those other inferior products that require hours of tedious training, Panzerfaustomatic is ready for immediate use by even the smallest of children. There are no special tools needed, no confusing straps, no need to aim the weapon directly at your assailant or pesky neighbor. Merely get that warhead close enough and Panzerfaustomatic will take care of the rest! The RocketmanTan Panzerfaustomatic is a one-shot, throw-away tool of semi-mass destruction that requires no special tools for assembly. And, yet for the home hobbyist, Panzerfaustomatic is easily reloadable for even more fun and destruction! Be the first in your neighborhood to own this marvel of technology. Enjoy the confidence of knowing you can reach out and TOUCH someone at ranges not to exceed 80 meters. Are we asking the exorbitant price of $1200 like some high-priced self-protection weapons? NO! Does it cost $600 like a tiny, ineffective concealed carry handgun? NO! Do you have to pay hundreds for a measly electronic shock? NO! For a limited time only, the first 10,000 customers will receive the Panzerfaustomatic FREE by contacting RocketmanTan at Military by RocketmanTan on deviantART It’s FREE! Get it today! FREE!
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Okay, Charles, my gut is hurting from laughing so much. That is a great intro. The Panzerfaust looks great.
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Magic!!!
Top effort on both the model and the promo blurb!!
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Dear RocketManTan and "the" Major:
OK guys, SNOT Fare, I get a new ink supply get 1/2 printed out get sick, daughter comes in to say her scince fair is soon (Earthquakes). So the tankfist, goes on back burner had to do 16 pages from the Canon scince part of their site. Meanwile my playtoy os still flat! Bad flu from the nursing home I work at. I will stop b*****hing, MILES Major C yours looks good |
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You must have understanding neighbors to risk taking a pic in the front doorway ... LOL
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I might never get around to building it but it sure is cool. I added it to my collection of some day builds!
CT
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That intro...oh god my sides. Can't help but be reminded of the Whacky Waving Inflatable arm Tubeman bit from Family Guy :P
That is an amazing build. It's very clean, and somehow, you've managed to keep the color uniformly smooth throughout the whole assembly. And, of course, I'm always grateful for free publicity Keep up the good work, Major!
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Since you are on a Wehrmacht kick, how's about a 1:1 Potato Masher grenade. That would look so cool next to my Panzerfaustomatic!
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