AirDave's Caption Thread Part 33 and a third

[airdave]

In other news, Police are on the lookout for two men, one tall, one short,
apparently both dressed in women's tights...running from the scene of this accident.
Witnesses say both men appeared to be in a state of extreme
confusion as they jumped from their car. One witness reported hearing the
taller of the two men yelling something about having to look for Jokes and
Riddles and the short man constantly quoting religious epithets.
Promoters of next week's Gay Pride Parade claim that these persons
have nothing to do with their organization but are "most welcome to
join in the Parade...costumes welcomed but completely optional".
Police are checking with the local Circus for any missing Clowns,
as well as local and State Mental Hospitals.

[rmks2000]

Holy T-Bone Batman!

[rickstef]

Alfred is going to hate this

[Marco]

What were they doing in that car that got them distracted?

Then again, if I don't wanna know, I shouldn't ask...

[murphyaa]

Apparently, Mr. Wayne forgot to have the Bat-brakes checked last time he had the Batmobile bat-tuned up.

[Gixergs]

Just walk calmly Robin,don't draw attention to ourselves and they'll never guess we were in the car.

[bf109]

i told the producer i want a new batmobile ,but did he listen ...NO!!!! then this is what you get!!!

[doctormax]

the moment the Joker really turned to battling Batman finally is revealed in exclusive photo.

[ThunderChild]

The REAL reason Batman got the Tumbler...

[wag]

This is the best replacement we could come up with on short notice
http://walyou.com/wp-content/uploads...-car-image.jpg
Wayne