The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
 

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That is outstanding!!

This is TOO good! Whose is this? Wanna APPLAUD!

I don't know if I missed seeing this on the list but, if I may, I'd like to add:
101. I'll require all escape pods to be shot/vaporized even if they were no lifeforms detected within.

Great, is covered almost everything, but ... why get married (8)?

But I've already spent so much time practicing my evil laugh.

Loved it and am passing it on! Thanks so much!

Great stuff. It about covers every cliché in every sword and sworcery/scifi hybrid movie made.:)

couple more submitted addendum:

101a: And even if is is believed to have been Jettison due to a Short-Curcuit during battle

102. If I have an escape tunnel which no one else can possibly know about, it will be mined extensively, but not so much that it would weaken the structural integriy of my lair.

99. This was written a long long time ago in a time and place where people still used floppies.