Mystery jets

[murphyaa]

You forgot the Neuralizer Ray. They won't believe the swamp gas theory without the Neuralizer.

If you'll just look into this light here, you'll find all the answers *flashie thingie*

[spaceagent-9]

I didn't forget, its top secret!!!

[VinceM]

They're Lawn Darts! Big in the 60's and 70's, disappeared from store shelves in the 1980's for good reason. But I bet there are still a few sets in attics and basements out there.

[Sakrison]

"Mystery planes"! You earthlings are so naive. You really crack me up sometimes.

[wag]

Originally Posted by VinceM

They're Lawn Darts! Big in the 60's and 70's, disappeared from store shelves in the 1980's for good reason. But I bet there are still a few sets in attics and basements out there.

When I was growing up my neighbors had a set of lawn darts. We didn't think they were dangerous enough, so I built a very crude crossbow capable of firing the little suckers across the street. I've no idea how one of our little group of friends didn't end up like picture #2.
Wayne

[Ashrunner]

Here's some information on the mystery jets:

Midwest Mystery Jets are Actually B-2 Stealth Bombers Dave Majumdar USNI News April 28, 2014 The mystery jets that were spotted over Amarillo, Texas and Wichita, Kansas earlier this year are in fact Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit stealth bombers on a training sortie, military sources told USNI News on Monday. "The Amarillo jets were B-2 training sorties," a U.S. Air Force official with direct knowledge of the incident told USNI News on Monday. The jets were en route to the Utah Test and Training Range to practice dropping bombs after a brief delay at the Melrose Air Force Range in New Mexico. Flying out of Whiteman Air Force Base, Mo., the B-2s would likely have navigated via Amarillo to get to Melrose Range. "The Kansas picture is likely any number of training sorties flown around Kansas and Missouri," the official added. Whiteman, the home station of the B-2 fleet, is just outside of Kansas City near the border between Kansas and Missouri. Earlier reporting that suggested that the images showed a thus far unknown type of triangular aircraft were mistaken due to the poor resolution of the photos. The triangular planform on apparent display in those shots is the result of an optical illusion that obscured the trailing edge of the B-2s design. "Given the resolution of this photo, we can't even tell if it is a military aircraft, much less an Air Force one," Air Force spokeswoman Jennifer Cassidy told USNI News on April 21. The U.S. Air Force fields 20 of the stealth bombers.

[Dlazarus6660]

What jets... I don't see a thing? Did it make a sound?

[spaceagent-9]

the hypersonic return capsule is a thick manta shaped drop ship. something that resembles the planet of the apes Icarus capsule. the shape of things to come might actually be quite familiar to us from science fiction!

[eagleclaw4935]

I see nothing,NOTHING!!