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I gotta get one of these
Saw this on fb .i gotta get one printed for my front door
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They can pound on my door all they like-I'm deaf now.
As much as I like all children of God (including JW) some of them have to grow up. |
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Good thing
I remember they knocked on my door so many times years ago, but now they stand with their magazines next to the local bakery. It's much better option.
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When they knock on my door, I say, "Pssst !" and the 85 Lb Rottweiler comes and sits behind me when I open the door.
They must not be dog lovers because they don't stay long when they see him. |
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Just tell them you're Mormon (even if you aren't), and ask them if they want to hear the real story. They run away at that point.
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Boy you guys are nice to them.
I propsisioed them once to take there women in to the bedroom see if they could make me see the light never came back to the house |
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most of them around here are trainee mormons
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my favorite question to them is ''IF its true god saves wicked women can you ask him to save me 3""they have no sohthese modern missionaries
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Great system, Aaron.
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LOL! I saw that on FB yesterday and instantly snagged it.
When they come to my door talking their Gawd sh!t I just ask them "Is that the same Gawd that was on our side when I was in Vietnam?" They just put their tails between their legs and walk away. If they say they will pray for me I turn the guard dogs loose... I think this gonna be my favorite thread evah!!
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