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Old 06-30-2007, 06:58 PM
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Riddle: You are riding down the road and get in back of a big horse. You look behind you, and are perturbed to see another horse tail-gating you! You want to pass but to your left is a one-and-a-half-foot drop-off! In desperation, you just want to pull-off onto the shoulder but you can't because there is an ambulance to your right! What do you do?

Answer: Get off of the merry-go-round you damn drunk!
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Old 08-13-2019, 11:31 AM
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Yes. I know. It's an Irish joke.

But it's a good one !
Paddy and Mick were at the top of the 20 storey building they were working on dangling their legs over the edge as they opened their lunchboxes.
Paddy opens his and shouts "Awww s***e, Bl**dy egg and cress AGAIN!"
"I hate bl**dy egg and cress, in fact if I get egg and bl**dy cress one more time I'm going to throw myself off the building !"
Next day, sure enough a they sat down for lunch and Paddy opened his lunchbox "AWWW SH**TE, BL**DY EGG AND CRESS AGAIN !", and with that cry he hurled himself over the edge to his death.
Later that day the police came to ask his widow if she had any idea why he'd killed himself, Was he depressed ?
"No, not at all, in fact he seemed quite cheerful when he was making his lunch this morning"
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Old 08-13-2019, 11:41 AM
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Though you were going to talk about the band, they even did a song for us.
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Old 08-14-2019, 01:44 AM
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Have you heard of the bedbug born in the Spring?
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