Man and Wife, Walmart

[richkat]

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you're doing?” asks the wife.
“They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans” he replies.
“Put them back, we can't afford them” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the basket.
“What do you think you're doing?” asks the husband.
“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: “So does the 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.”

[whulsey]

....and then the fight started!

[dondecap]

very good
regards

[airdave]

any idea which Walmart that was?...$10 for a case of Bud?!

[Kira]

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local
Wal-Mart.


Dear Mrs. S,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in
our store.

We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you
from the store.

Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our
video Surveillance cameras.


1. June 15:

Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they
weren't looking.


2 . July 2:

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute Intervals.


3. July 7:

Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.


4. July 19:

Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in
Housewares. Get on it right away."


5. August 4:

Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on Layaway.


6. August 14:

Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.


7. August 15:

Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd Invite
them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding
Department.


8. August 23:

When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"


9. September 4:

Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he
picked his nose.


10. September 10:

While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk Where the
antidepressants were.


11. October 3:

Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission
Impossible" theme.


12. October 6:

In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using Different
sizes of funnels.


13. October 18:

Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME!
PICK ME!"


14. October 21:

When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal Position
and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"


And last, But not least ..


15. October 23:

Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then Yelled very
loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in Here!"

[NStarkel]

Well,that's one way to get banned from walmart! lol

[airdave]

speaking of Walmart...have you seen this site:

www.peopleofwalmart.com

I have a few good laffs here

Click on Photos...then "by State"...to see the best that your State has to offer!

[willygoat]

Originally Posted by richkat

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you're doing?” asks the wife.
“They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans” he replies.
“Put them back, we can't afford them” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the basket.
“What do you think you're doing?” asks the husband.
“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: “So does the 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.”

I can honestly say that I have seen this argument. It wasn't face cream. I think it was some shampoo or something, but the words are nearly identical to what I unfortunately heard.