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Ammunition's Getting Scarce
Retirement gives me plenty of time for the target range, but it's hard to find ammunition nowadays. This morning I lucked out: I was able to buy two boxes of ammo, which I placed on the front seat. Headed home, but had to stop for gas. A gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling her car at the next pump. She noticed the two boxes of ammo, leaned over into my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought about if for a bit, then asked her, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
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With all this manual labor, I may not make it out of retirement alive.
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08-23-2013, 11:39 AM
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