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The Lecture
Police stopped an elderly driver at 2am, asking where he was going at such a late hour.
"Officers, I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol, smoking, and staying out late, and their harmful effects on the human body." "Oh, really?" one officer responded. "And just who in his right mind would be giving a lecture like that at this time of night?" "The who would be my wife," the septagenarian said, "but I'm not sure about the right mind part."
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