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08-25-2013, 04:11 AM
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gotta love policemen!
One day a motorcycle cop pulled over a speeding driver. Said offender got out of his car as the officer approached and started berating the officer.
As the cop told him he was being booked for speeding, the brightspark yelled about being targeted by the gestapo and treated badly. The police officer filled out the ticket and wrote AH in the annotations. The offender pointed it out and asked "and whats that crap?" The officer calmly stated that it stood for a$%hole and it was so he would remember that the offender was one when the case came to court. Knowing he faced a hefty fine and possible long loss of licence, the offender engaged a lawyer to defend him. In the court, under cross examination, the lawyer asked the cop," and do you see any annotations to this ticket officer?" The cop leaned forward and checked both copies of the ticket , then answered "yes, the letters AH are in the corner" "And what does that stand for ?" asked the lawyer. "Agressive and hostile." stated the cop. "Really?" asked the lawyer. "Doesn't it really stand for a$$hole?" "Well" said the cop, "you know your client better than I do!" 
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08-25-2013, 10:40 AM
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My brother was a state trooper. He said when someone was driving stupidly but often he didn't want to give them a ticket, just wake them up. So he'd give them a warning slip for driving while HUA (head up a$$).
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08-25-2013, 11:06 PM
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HUA! Love it!! I work as a nurse and once had a doctor write on the diagnosis sheet " patient has terminal FITH disease"
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