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I grew up in Cedar Rapids -- which is what the first settlers said.
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Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? There's a small medium at large.
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As the baker said, "a bun is the lowest form of wheat."
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A pun within a limerick:
There was a fellow name Hall, Who fell in the Spring and the Fall. T'would have been a sad thing Had he died in the Spring, but he didn't, he died in the fall. |
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There was a food fight at the Chinese restaurant.
The police arrived to a scene of wonton violence. My favorite go to: Have you heard about corduroy pillowcases? They're making headlines! Q: Why was the plaintiff naked in court? A: Because he lost his suit!
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There was once this tree from Romaina, let's call him Dimitri. Well, you see, he wasn't very poplar. If fact everyone would leaf him alone. Needless to say he was quite twigged off and branched into a different forest.
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I heard a slightly longer version from somewhere else, something about him pine-ing for his lost love- Perhaps you just gave us the trunk-ated version? Obviously he had some deep-rooted problems. Wooden you know, later in life he became very bitter, bark-ing his resentment at everyone else.
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"Cry Me a River" was a popular song of the 1940s and 1950s. So it was amusing to see it written as "Crime a River" on a CD manufactured in Asia. But the inside playlist entry was even better -- "Crimea River."
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Man, what a stud!
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