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Old 12-26-2014, 03:57 PM
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You want jokes.... OK

An employee phones his boss one day, to tell him he wont be in to work.

employee - "Hi, Just phoning to tell you I wont be in work today"
Boss - "why not"
employee - "im not feeling well, under the weather"
Boss - "oh I see, well you know what I do when im under the weather"
employee - "No what"
Boss - "well I have fun with my wife.. it always makes me feel better"
employee - "Oh ok"

he hangs up.. 1 hour later, he turns up at work.

Boss - "what you doing here, I thought you were ill"
employee - "I took your advice, I feel much better"
Boss - "oh good, I told you didn't I.. ok get back to work"

the employee heads off in the opposite direction, stops turns around and says

employee - "By the way, you have a nice house"


Hope its not too bad
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Old 12-26-2014, 04:09 PM
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Personally I'd change it to Boss and Employee.
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