"You must be a paper modeler if...."

[Erik J]

You never told the confused clerk at the computer store you buy a mouse pad once a month for a cutting board.

[murphyaa]

Originally Posted by John Wagenseil

I am a paper modeller and I own too many pairs of scissors.

There is no such thing as too many pairs of scissors.

[Rata]

You yet again ask yourself WHY that teensy part you're trying to attach sticks to your fingers or tweezers before it sticks to where it should.

[murphyaa]

Which is usually followed by asking yourself why you're building at such small scales that you have to deal with teensy parts.

[Knife]

You might be a paper modeler if you spend your only vacation going to a paper model convention. Hope you had fun, Murph!

[Erik J]

Which is usually followed by asking yourself why you're building a Halinski kit, when a 1970 Maly Modelarz kit is a challenge...

[sprogs]

When you wipe your bum you think "I could have used that paper for a model"
I worry about my mind sometimes.
Liz

[Miles Linnabery]

Dear Sproggs:
I was going to say that I had only Sunk as low as using used coffee filters on a model, But then I remembered that I did use wet TP to model waves in a diorama did cover with glue and paint.
Grin,
Miles
Also single ply Bum wipe when dyed makes good tarps on models

[Rata]

Sprogs, it's sort of like the Catch-22 thing. If you're aware of your mental state then you're ok!

[sprogs]

When the regular, Tuesday, Chinese takeaway menu is pushed halfway through your letterbox, you think, "If, instead of leaving half of it in the rain they'd put it all the way through I could have made something out of it", perhaps you should have ordered a pizza as the boxes are stronger.