"You must be a paper modeler if...."

[paperengineer]

Originally Posted by Erik J

Your significant other was not amused when she left home with your card model of her cell phone instead of the real one.

Lol I just finished a paper iPhone.

[murphyaa]

If you buy plastic models with no intention of building them, just so you can determine the shapes needed to design a paper model.

[SMWulph]

Originally Posted by Erik J

Your significant other was not amused when she left home with your card model of her cell phone instead of the real one.

Your kid starts leaving papermodels of the latest Iphone around the house instead of begging for a new one ;P

[paperengineer]

You
spend more money on printer ink than on mortgage payments.

[llkd97]

If you put yourself to sleep by building road-wheels for a tank. (I am currently working on the World of Paper Tanks IS-7)

[milenio3]

Originally Posted by murphyaa

If you buy plastic models with no intention of building them, just so you can determine the shapes needed to design a paper model.

And when you buy them (specially from your local IPMS club), they look at you with expectant looks... until you say "is just for reference!".

[Erik J]

You had a mild heart attack upon discovering the Halinski Me-109 displayed in your wife's china cabinet had been replaced with a crudley painted plastic model as a joke.

[adamaia]

You are joking gents, but I found that every definition puts me in this dubious category except sniffing Elmer's..I use UHU all purpose...the best!

[ultra]

Originally Posted by adamaia

You are joking gents, but I found that every definition puts me in this dubious category except sniffing Elmer's..I use UHU all purpose...the best!

i smell pritt all purpose (kinda like uhu but X2 the smell)

does the trick of getting you dizzy though

ultra stone

[Erik J]

When your kid was done with the Christmas Santa at the department store you asked Santa if he could bring you the out-of-print Halinski kit you always wanted.