"You must be a paper modeler if...."

[ContourCraig]

You switch your yogurt brand to one that has paper-thin aluminium foil tear-off tops that might be more useful as skins for your P51 fighter escorts.

[Erik J]

You lost a $100 bet when challenged that every friend you have is a card modeler.

[spaceagent-9]

all the models you printed out when you had full ink, have particlized and turning to dust.

[Erik J]

A shelf in your bookcase collapsed from the weight of the unbuilt kits.

[murphyaa]

...when your laptop hiccups, the first thing you check to make sure is backed up is your card model collection. Then the family photos.

[SMWulph]

Originally Posted by Erik J

A shelf in your bookcase collapsed from the weight of the unbuilt kits.

It takes two to three helpers to lift the tote of unbuilt papermodel kits.

[Loui]

Originally Posted by murphyaa

...when your laptop hiccups, the first thing you check to make sure is backed up is your card model collection. Then the family photos.

Haha... True.

[Erik J]

You had a mild heart attack when you found your wife at the kitchen table building a plastic model airplane.

[Pgtaylorart]

Originally Posted by Erik J

You had a mild heart attack when you found your wife at the kitchen table building a plastic model airplane.

Your wife builds models? I wouldn't complain about that, even if it was plastic! She's a keeper!

[RunwayOneSixRight]

You must be a paper modeler if you wish there was an air freshner with the smell of new cardstock (it smells like saw dust to me).

-RunwayOneSixRight (Matthew)