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Old 02-25-2018, 03:23 PM
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When you need a further 3 gun safes because of the actual quantity of unbuilt models you forgot about.
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Old 02-26-2018, 05:16 AM
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...when your unbuilt models outway your built models.
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Old 02-26-2018, 01:04 PM
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...you need about 3 lives to build your entire stash.
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You realize that throwing a paper model against the wall in frustration just does not have the same impact as throwing a plastic one....
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Old 04-26-2018, 10:38 PM
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You realize that throwing a paper model against the wall in frustration just does not have the same impact as throwing a plastic one....
Nor does it feel remotely as good as throwing a metal body model THROUGH a wall in frustration.
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Old 05-01-2018, 11:38 AM
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You never told the confused clerk at the computer store you buy a mouse pad once a month as a cutting board.
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Old 05-07-2018, 04:50 PM
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Crossover joke alert (see light bulb jokes thread):

...if you make jokes about re-colouring light bulbs.
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Old 05-08-2018, 10:40 AM
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You know you're a paper modeller with a lot to learn when you think a paper model postage stamp might be within your ability.
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When you visit a famous place and you are too busy taking photos for your build that may or may not happen, rather than pay attention to the tour guide
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Old 06-17-2018, 11:18 PM
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Elmer's Glue Company did not reply to your request to develop a cherry flavored glue.
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