Golden thoughts and jokes

[tatasam]

Why birds fly so loudly ?
Why Alka Seltzer so loudly it dissolves in water ?
Are ants they can walk quietly ?

Why this happens in the New Year ??


Regards , Henryk

[whulsey]

Oh no, got too many things to think about in the new year as is.

Hope yours is off to a good start.

[Karl]

Haha took me a while to understand.

I was at a party last night and didn't get home till 1am. Maybe that helped.

And yes everything sounds loud this morning. Haha.

[tatasam]

Originally Posted by whulsey

Oh no, got too many things to think about in the new year as is.

Hope yours is off to a good start.

Wulsey , my new year started perfectly well without such surprises
I used the thoughts of my neighbor , has suffered greatly ha ha ha

Regards , Henryk

[tatasam]

5-4-3-2-1- .....

Henryk

[tatasam]

Wow !!!

[Wad Cutter]

Why do ducks have flat feet?

[tatasam]

Originally Posted by Wad Cutter

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To put out fires

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To put out flaming ducks.

Henryk

[Deriachai]

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

To hide in cherry trees of course.

Have you ever seen a elephant in a cherry tree?

See! it works!

[tatasam]

Hi

Angler has caught goldfish , this promises to fulfill three wishes .
Angler told , be tasty , crunchy and without bones .

Henryk