Important message for the world

**murphyaa** · #1 03-31-2016, 08:45 PM

Due to a combination of budget cuts and customer complaints, the Federal Government has been forced to cancel April 1st. President Obama has written an executive order replacing it with April 15th, so make sure your tax forms are ready.

Those of you who have already started April 1st are hereby ordered to cease and desist, and to return any unused portions of the day to your nearest IRS Field office. Thank you.

**herky** · #2 03-31-2016, 09:34 PM

Soooooooo its not St Donalds day

**cmdr199212** · #3 04-01-2016, 03:20 AM

Well crap. Guess I'm going back to bed now.

**Miles Linnabery** · #4 04-01-2016, 05:28 AM

If it is the 15th is tax season is over?
Grin,
Miles

**Knife** · #5 04-01-2016, 07:00 AM

That moves Christmas two weeks closer. I got to run, have lots of shopping to do now.

**murphyaa** · #6 04-01-2016, 08:40 AM

Christmas wasn't moved. All they did was duplicate the 15th. Which means everybody will have to file their taxes twice this year.

**AndreyZarkov** · #7 04-01-2016, 11:22 AM

This year Christmas is on Friday the 13th... :(

**at6** · #8 04-01-2016, 01:43 PM

That is sooo funny!!!!!!!!

**Miles Linnabery** · #9 04-01-2016, 01:50 PM

Dear Murphy:
My wife pointed out that it now is only Three days till my birthday not 17??
Miles

**murphyaa** · #10 04-01-2016, 03:26 PM

Uh oh. I just read the fine print in that article, and it says they also cancelled all birthdays this year. Nobody is allowed to age until after October 32nd.