I've just had my hair coloured blonde. O.K.

[sprogs]

A farmer is herding his sheep along the lane helped by his collies. Suddenly from around he corner comes a sports car driven by a beautiful blonde.
She stops to let him on his way and as he passes she says "Aren't they so pretty ! I'll tell you what, if I can guess how many there are can I have one ?"
"Well, if'n you like miss"
"37" she says quickly. That's amazing, said the farmer, well, which one would you like?"
She points to one and says "I'll take that one there!"
"AS you wish, Ma'am, but I'll tell you what, if I can tell you whether you're a natural blonde, can I have my dog back?"