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Both are Canadian things. Ikea was early on the LED band wagon in USA. And price leader for a few years. Meatballs - most food items - are produced locally. I'd guess your Ikea doesn't have a Canadian Swedish meatball factory.
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Tell me it aint so...I love Ikea's Swedish Meatballs.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb ?
6 I to put the new one in and five to sing about how good the old one was. how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A fish. Liz
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Lightbulb jokes
Can we keep going with lightbulb jokes?
Here's one: Q: How many Country & Western singers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how he misses the old one. Last edited by Rata; 03-23-2018 at 12:18 AM. Reason: Joke already done |
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Embarrassment! Just as I hit 'submit' I bothered to look properly and see sprogs had already posted the same joke!
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Q/ How many Schwarzeneggers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A/ 7. One to hold the old one and six to unscrew the room.
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Please, Please, Please don't take offence here, as a woman I feel I should be just a little peeved by it myself but it's just too funny to miss.
So, I apologise. Q/ How many housewives does it take to change a lightbulb ? A/ NONE ! Let Her cook in the dark ! (I did apologise !)
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Can Einstein change a light bulb ? Or is it constant ?
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It all depends on whether it is your special relative's bulb.
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I'll try again! Q: How many socialist revolutionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The seeds of change must come from within the bulb itself. |
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