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Old 10-25-2017, 02:40 PM
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I ask because I have been seeing a lot of LED bulbs everywhere
but I was in Ikea the other day and everything they sell is still incandescant.

And why have the Swedish meatballs been removed from the menu?
Both are Canadian things. Ikea was early on the LED band wagon in USA. And price leader for a few years. Meatballs - most food items - are produced locally. I'd guess your Ikea doesn't have a Canadian Swedish meatball factory.
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Tell me it aint so...I love Ikea's Swedish Meatballs.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb ?
6
I to put the new one in and five to sing about how good the old one was.
how many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A fish.

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Old 03-23-2018, 12:14 AM
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Lightbulb jokes

Can we keep going with lightbulb jokes?

Here's one: Q: How many Country & Western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how he misses the old one.

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Old 03-23-2018, 12:16 AM
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Embarrassment! Just as I hit 'submit' I bothered to look properly and see sprogs had already posted the same joke!
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Old 03-23-2018, 11:23 AM
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Q/ How many Schwarzeneggers does it take to change a light bulb ?
A/ 7. One to hold the old one and six to unscrew the room.
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Please, Please, Please don't take offence here, as a woman I feel I should be just a little peeved by it myself but it's just too funny to miss.
So, I apologise.

Q/ How many housewives does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A/ NONE ! Let Her cook in the dark !

(I did apologise !)
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Old 03-23-2018, 11:43 AM
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Can Einstein change a light bulb ? Or is it constant ?
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Can Einstein change a light bulb ? Or is it constant ?
It all depends on whether it is your special relative's bulb.
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Old 03-23-2018, 04:23 PM
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I'll try again! Q: How many socialist revolutionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The seeds of change must come from within the bulb itself.
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