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Old 03-23-2018, 04:27 PM
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Just remembered another: How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and another to punch out any male who tries to help.
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Old 03-23-2018, 10:10 PM
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How many plumbers does it take to change a lamp*?

Two. One to bring the beer, one to call their electrician friend to do it as a side job.

(*Us electricians don't change bulbs. Bulbs are what you plant in you garden.)
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Old 03-24-2018, 07:34 AM
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How many Zen fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change the bulb.
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Old 03-24-2018, 02:07 PM
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If I put a light bulb and a cat in a box with a switch, does Schrödinger know whether he can see the cat or not.
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Old 03-24-2018, 02:55 PM
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If I put a light bulb and a cat in a box with a switch, does Schrödinger know whether he can see the cat or not.

More pertinent...can the cat see, and with how many eyes?
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Old 03-24-2018, 05:53 PM
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More pertinent...can the cat see, and with how many eyes?
This is getting deep, man.
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Old 03-26-2018, 12:58 PM
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If we put Schrodinger in a box :
!/ Is he, or is he not dying to get out ?
2/ Does he wish he could switch places with the cat he thinks might, or might not, be outside ?
3/ Do we know whether or not he owns a torch that is safe enough to be used inside a cardboard box without killing him ?
4/ Why don't we put the cat in the box with him, and drink a few beers while they sort out amongst themselves who is alive and who is dead ?
5/ If it wasn't so dark in here I could see how much I've had to drink.
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Old 03-27-2018, 09:47 PM
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Another light-bulb joke....

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just two because mice are monogamist. But no-one knows how the saucy little blighters got into the light bulb in the first place.
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Old 03-27-2018, 09:59 PM
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Lets keep the jokes clean and family friendly, please
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Old 03-28-2018, 02:56 AM
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Lets keep the jokes clean and family friendly, please
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