So I Walked Into a Blonde Joke Today....

[THE DC]

And some still wish for the baker's dozen...

[bloomohio]

fINALLY A FUNNY COMMENT!

[elliott]

Joe, stop shouting with all caps, please.

[Sidewinder81777]

Don't panic!

[sprogs]

A blonde lady was out in her open top sports car enjoying driving in the sunshine with the top down and let her speed creep up way too high.
A police car pulls her over and out steps a blonde policewoman.
"Excuse me ma'am, but you were speeding there, may I see your driving license ?"
The blonde driver searches through her handbag but seems confused.
"I'm sure it was in here, what does it look like ?"
"It will have a photograph of you on it" says the blonde policewoman.
The driver pulls out a small makeup mirror and sees herself in it.
"Oh, here it is" she says handing it to the blonde officer."
The officer looks in it and hands it back to the blonde driver.
"Oh ! I didn't realise you were a policewoman as well, off you go and drive safely"

Liz

[Rata]

Good one sprogs!

Can you be accused of being a 'blonde-ist' along with with all the other 'ists' around these days?

[sprogs]

Hi, Rata.
I think I have a solution !
About eight years ago, after surgery, my lovely long hair fell out and will never grow back.
I now have to wear wigs.
I currently have two blonde wigs, one of which is too small, so I don't often wear it.
When I do I feel the constant tightness around my head, it is SOOOOOO ! distracting.
I think that blondes are just as intelligent as non blondes, it's just that their hair is too tight.
. So, next time you see a blonde struggling to count doughnuts, male or female, "Hey ! Just loosen up a little !)
Is perfectly politically correct advice.
Liz

[Rata]

Originally Posted by sprogs

Is perfectly politically correct advice.
Liz

Hmmm. If I ever put THAT one to the test, I'll have a pre-established escape route ready. Somehow I don't think the 'sprogs said it was ok' defence will stand up in court....

[sprogs]

Dear Rata,
It's easy-peasy, if it's a male officer, quickly rip off your windscreen suction mirror, if it's a female officer, simply ask if you can borrow their compact.
Either way they will see the correct image, the worst that can happen is that the female officer will think that it's about time to have a shave.
Liz
Dearly beloved, trust me, I have seen life from both sides and it's just as bizarre from either direction.
Liz

P.S. Have I mentioned my doubts about my sanity ?

[Rata]

The bad news is your doubts are well founded. The good news is if you have those doubts then you still have a little sanity left.