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The odd thoughts we have.
I was just thinking, if an American hairless terrier woke up with a hangover, would we give it a Bald of the dog ?
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I am definitely losing it ?
If a Tree falls on a Basenji in the forest and no-one is there to hear it, how do we know if either of them barked ?
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Food for thought, sprogs. How about this- if you just needed one instead of a pair of contact lens, would you just be getting a len?
Worth thinking about; but not much.
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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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LENS is the singular. LENSES would be the plural option. So, if you didn't get a "pair of lens(lenses)" you would have a single lens. Len is my Uncle. (Seriously! I have an Uncle Len in England!) ................... Quote:
Old George Carlin jokes. Great! "What do you need a Hot Water heater for? Hot Water doesn't need heating. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose? A piano player is a pianist...so, a race car driver is a racist?
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Does this mean that if I have only one contact, Len's, I don't have many friends ?
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If we contacted all the lens in the world and asked them to think of the word spectacles would we be focussing their thoughts ?
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Dear Sprogs et all:
AirDave lives only 60 or so miles from me, You about 1/3 the circumference of the globe away. then there is Rata a full 1/2 way round the globe Simply mind bending. Play on, Play on, expand my universe, Miles
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Well, possibly two. Lens could be a pair and the singular Lens probably wishes he wasn't such a jerk and could make more friends.
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