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Old 11-10-2018, 03:51 PM
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Ha! So does Chuck Norris's dog pick up after him?
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Chuck Norris delivers presents to Santa.

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It wasn’t the Who’s Song that made The Grinch clean up his act; it was fear of Chuck Norris.

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Translation: Chuck Norris was here. And he chose "scissors"
The English version just popped up on my Facebook feed
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If you feel like dressing up and doing a 5k
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Why is it so cold is America these days? Chuck opened his fridge to take his daily beer and the cold skipped out.
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I got a "Chuck Norris fact a day" calendar for my birthday. I'd like to apologize ahead of time (something Chuck Norris never does)

-Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.

-Chuck Norris isn't going to let a groundhog decide when spring is coming. It's coming when he says it's coming.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

-There are only two things that can cut diamonds...other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.

-The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you. In that case, forget it.

-If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his 3-hole punch.

-Chuck Norris is the only man to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

-Two out of three dentists recommend whichever toothpaste Chuck Norris uses.

-We don't know if Chuck Norris enjoys a good fight. He's never had one.

-Chuck Norris can move mountains. Mount Everest used to be in Nebraska.

-Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Two rumours from Syrian guy I met yesterday:

ISIS failed when two look-alikes of Chuck were spotted on vacation in Turkey and Beirut (separately) and Chuck had some live interview on the net from his home in US.If he can be in 3 places at the same time we are done for ,many ISIS fighters said.

Mia Khalifa quit her business when she saw Chuck naked photo.
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Old 02-07-2019, 12:32 AM
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When Chuck Norris got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, he insisted the cement be dry before putting his handprints in it.
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