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Ha! So does Chuck Norris's dog pick up after him?
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Chuck Norris delivers presents to Santa.
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#103
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It wasn’t the Who’s Song that made The Grinch clean up his act; it was fear of Chuck Norris.
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The English version just popped up on my Facebook feed
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If you feel like dressing up and doing a 5k
https://rare.us/rare-news/across-the...uck-norris-5k/
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"Rock is Dead, Long Live Paper and Scissors" International Paper Model Convention Blog http://paperdakar.blogspot.com/ "The weak point of the modern car is the squidgy organic bit behind the wheel." Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear's Race to Oslo |
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Why is it so cold is America these days? Chuck opened his fridge to take his daily beer and the cold skipped out.
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I got a "Chuck Norris fact a day" calendar for my birthday. I'd like to apologize ahead of time (something Chuck Norris never does)
-Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them. -Chuck Norris isn't going to let a groundhog decide when spring is coming. It's coming when he says it's coming. -Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. -There are only two things that can cut diamonds...other diamonds, and Chuck Norris. -The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you. In that case, forget it. -If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his 3-hole punch. -Chuck Norris is the only man to defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. -Two out of three dentists recommend whichever toothpaste Chuck Norris uses. -We don't know if Chuck Norris enjoys a good fight. He's never had one. -Chuck Norris can move mountains. Mount Everest used to be in Nebraska. -Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. |
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Two rumours from Syrian guy I met yesterday:
ISIS failed when two look-alikes of Chuck were spotted on vacation in Turkey and Beirut (separately) and Chuck had some live interview on the net from his home in US.If he can be in 3 places at the same time we are done for ,many ISIS fighters said. Mia Khalifa quit her business when she saw Chuck naked photo. |
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When Chuck Norris got his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, he insisted the cement be dry before putting his handprints in it.
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