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Old 04-02-2018, 03:16 PM
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Chuck Norris has more stopping power than Harry Callahan's S&W Model 29.
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Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug in his den. Actually, the bear's not dead, its just afraid to move.
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-Chuck Norris doesn't need to fly. When he wants to go somewhere, he's just there.
-Chuck Norris doesn't travel to places. Places travel to Chuck Norris.
-The Boogie Man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
-Clowns are afraid of Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can't leap over a building in a single bound. Buildings bow down to him so all he has to do is walk over them.
-Locomotive power is measured in Chuck Norrises.
-Chuck Norris doesn't run faster than the speed of light. Light slows down and lets him pass.
-Chuck Norris caused the dinosaurs to go extinct. One bit him, and he punched it so hard they all died.
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Old 04-03-2018, 12:50 AM
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Chuck Norris can build paper model of USS Iowa in scale 1/1 within a minute.
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If Chuck Norris was to bleed (which he can't of course), he'd bleed pure testosterone.
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"I have an army", "I have a Hulk"...I have Chuck Norris !
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What's in the Chuck Norris's toolbox? Chuck Norris.
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Nth Korea is playing nice because Chuck Norris caught the last missile they fired in his teeth and spat it back at them.
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Chuck Norris can plug USA into USB.
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Chuck Norris knows the exact location AND velocity of an electron.
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