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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris knows the airspeed of an unladen African Swallow.
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Only met him once, when he was visiting my uncle. When my uncle was in Japan, he and Chuck used to spar together, if that's what they call it in martial arts. And no, Chuck didn't invest in my uncle's race horse. But he can ride bareback, which was interesting. I didn't realize he was so short
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Quote:
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun, he just fills his mouth with bullets and spits !
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One of my favorites: Chuck Norris got bit by a rattlesnake, after 3 days, the snake died.
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I used to drive Jaguar E-Type. Chuck Norris used to drive jaguar.
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If Chuck Norris were to hit you, you'd go back in time.
At the end of the Universe, there shall only be Chuck Norris.
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How many Chuck Norrises can stand on the head of a pin ? One, there is only one Chuck Norris.
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Why doesn't Chuck Norris use a buoyancy compensation device when he SCUBA dives?
Because Chuck Norris doesn't compensate for anything! |
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