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Old 04-06-2018, 02:20 AM
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Chuck Norris ears Alien eggs for breakfast.
Extraterrestrials believe in the existance of Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris said the world was flat, it's flat !
If Chuck Norris cold called you, you'd buy whatever he was selling.
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When Chuck Norris stares at the sun, IT blinks.
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When frustrated or angry, God yells, "Chuck Norris!"
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Chuck Norris says that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
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Chuck Norris only builds 1:1 scale models. Of planets. With his fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have friends. He's surrounded by people he allows to live.
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"Droopy Dog."
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"No, Droopy Dog the Chuck Norris."....,

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Apocalypse 2012 failed because Chuck Norris didn't approve it.
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Crime Stopping Power (CSP) is now measured in units of Chuck Norris (CN). For example, while Scooby Doo has a CSP of 0.5 CN, Batman is rated at 0.3 CN.
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Chuck Norris is NOT afraid of his wife.
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