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Old 04-11-2018, 07:57 AM
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Saw this on Facebook this morning
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Chuck Norris stopped a chainsaw with his bare hand, in a tree-hugging movie, which was when I lost all respect for him as an actor. It's the worst movie scene committed to Film. Ed Wood wouldn't have filmed is and Tommy Wiseau would have refuse to play the scene.
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He's an actor? lol
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They tried selling Chuck Norris brand toilet paper but it was economic disaster... the toilet paper would not take S#!% from nobody!
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Need I say more? I have all the hard facts about Chuck Norrise... undeniable proof of his badassness!
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What publisher would dare turn him down?
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FDR was wrong. The only thing we have to fear is Chuck Norris
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FDR was wrong. The only thing we have to fear is Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris IS fear itself.
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In the morning, Chuck Norris fires a blast of an Uzi submschine gun into his mouth to clean his teeth. Then he spits the bullets out.



Once, Superman and Chuck Norris did some indian wrestling. The loser had to wear his briefs outside of his trousers.
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