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Old 07-25-2018, 04:48 PM
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Thanks sparrowhawk. Chuck is back!!
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Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes like all the Chuck Norris jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.
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Sorry. In a Celebrity Cage Match w/ Chuck Norris, my $$ will still stay on Zeb Macahan.
Norris would bow in supplication & reverence to The White Eagle.

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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands.
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Old 07-30-2018, 04:51 PM
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands.
THE best one yet!!
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Old 07-30-2018, 04:54 PM
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You people are just sick.....
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Now I have got one, too:


Chuck Norris doesn't catch a fly in an blink of an eye but WITH a blink of an eye.
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Old 08-10-2018, 08:36 AM
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Once, Death had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
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There are no paper models of Chuck Norris, because paper isn't tough enough for that model Chuck Norris.
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Old 08-10-2018, 05:27 PM
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Paper Chuck Norris models fold the builder.
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