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Apropos of that, what was the last thing Chuck Norris's arch-nemesis said? "Chu..."
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#82
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When in Rome, the Romans do as Chuck Norris does.
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#83
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Chuck Norris actually died a while ago.
He is still walking among us because the Grim Reaper doesn't dare to collect him. |
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If Chuck Norris doesn't want Monday ... he makes it Friday.
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#85
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Rome was built in a day... by Chuck Norris.
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#86
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Instead, he decided to hand over his scythe and robe to Chuck and said: "Here, you do the job!"
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Mondays hate Chuck Norris.
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Things not to say to Chuck Norris before showtime:
1. Break a leg 2. Knock 'em dead 3. Slay them in the aisles 4. Blow them away |
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Chuck Norris never uses an elevator. When he wants to go up he jumps from roof to roof, when he wants to go down he jumps out of a window.
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The Dalai Lama seeks spiritual advice from Chuck Norris.
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