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Old 08-18-2018, 10:22 AM
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Chuck Norris's pastor christened him Charles. That was the last thing he ever did.
Apropos of that, what was the last thing Chuck Norris's arch-nemesis said? "Chu..."
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Old 08-19-2018, 08:24 AM
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When in Rome, the Romans do as Chuck Norris does.
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Old 08-19-2018, 08:20 PM
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Chuck Norris actually died a while ago.
He is still walking among us because the Grim Reaper doesn't dare to collect him.
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Old 08-20-2018, 02:28 AM
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If Chuck Norris doesn't want Monday ... he makes it Friday.
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Old 08-20-2018, 04:16 AM
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Rome was built in a day... by Chuck Norris.
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Old 08-20-2018, 01:14 PM
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Chuck Norris actually died a while ago.
He is still walking among us because the Grim Reaper doesn't dare to collect him.
Instead, he decided to hand over his scythe and robe to Chuck and said: "Here, you do the job!"
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Old 08-20-2018, 07:42 PM
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Mondays hate Chuck Norris.
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Old 08-20-2018, 08:17 PM
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Things not to say to Chuck Norris before showtime:
1. Break a leg
2. Knock 'em dead
3. Slay them in the aisles
4. Blow them away
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Old 08-21-2018, 04:32 AM
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Chuck Norris never uses an elevator. When he wants to go up he jumps from roof to roof, when he wants to go down he jumps out of a window.
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Old 08-21-2018, 10:16 AM
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The Dalai Lama seeks spiritual advice from Chuck Norris.
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