Clean AND Funny

[Rata]

Read this in a kid's joke book and thought it was pretty good:

A sausage, egg and bacon are sizzling in a frying pan. The sausage says ''Is it me or is it hot in here?''
The bacon turns to the egg and exclaims ''I don't believe it- a talking sausage!''

[Rata]

New talent show for skeletons: it's called Bone Idol.

[Philip]

Two snowmen in someone's front yard. One asks the other "Can you smell carrots?"

[rjm]

With this nose, that's all I smell.