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Old 04-16-2018, 01:44 AM
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Clean AND Funny

Read this in a kid's joke book and thought it was pretty good:

A sausage, egg and bacon are sizzling in a frying pan. The sausage says ''Is it me or is it hot in here?''
The bacon turns to the egg and exclaims ''I don't believe it- a talking sausage!''
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Old 04-18-2018, 12:17 AM
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New talent show for skeletons: it's called Bone Idol.
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Two snowmen in someone's front yard. One asks the other "Can you smell carrots?"
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