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Clean AND Funny
Read this in a kid's joke book and thought it was pretty good:
A sausage, egg and bacon are sizzling in a frying pan. The sausage says ''Is it me or is it hot in here?'' The bacon turns to the egg and exclaims ''I don't believe it- a talking sausage!''
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''Oh, stop whining! Can't you just print off another one?''- my wife ca 2018 |
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New talent show for skeletons: it's called Bone Idol.
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''Oh, stop whining! Can't you just print off another one?''- my wife ca 2018 |
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Two snowmen in someone's front yard. One asks the other "Can you smell carrots?"
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With this nose, that's all I smell.
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