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Heres another nautical one Marco -
What do you call a seagull offshore? A Bagel.
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What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
Sherbet
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I am definitely getting slow !
It took me three or four tries Doug. What do you call your brother with a number plate on his head ? R reg Liz
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What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
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what do you call a boomerang that wont come back\
stick
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What do you call someone who does not pass wind in public?
A private tutor.
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What do you call a vehicle with one wheel?
A tow truck, cause it sure ain't going anywhere on it's own. |
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing slippers?
Phillipe Floppe
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